Archive for April, 2014


I find your lack of faith disturbing…

April 30, 2014

It seems my 2014 Halloween costume is undeniable. Now for the next challenge, constructing a new lightsaber…

Lord Vader


Blow me, you son of a bitch.

April 25, 2014


In celebration of the last day of having my brain irradiated:
Fack Aff, Brainadict Ahnahld… Ya fackin’ prick.
(Said with the accent of Mark Wahlberg’s character, Dignam, in The Departed.)


Douggie Vader

April 23, 2014

Doug Vader

“I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.”


The Uncle Leo

April 19, 2014
If my eyebrows fall out, I'm gonna go for the Uncle Leo markerbrows, from Seinfeld.

If my eyebrows fall out, I’m gonna go for the Uncle Leo markerbrows, from Seinfeld.


The Skullet Hawk

April 19, 2014

I like Mr. T-Stanza.

Always That Space

Mike was rockin’ the Master Li Mu Bai from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon for long enough.

20140419-123848.jpg Master Li Mu Bai

I like to call this masterpiece the Mister T Costanza. No? Okay, how about the Skullet Hawk.

20140419-123952.jpg The Skullet Hawk

Unfortunately, Mike wasn’t feelin’ it either so now he’s just sportin’ the Baldy Von Baldenstein.

Womp, womp.

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Where’d Mikey go?

April 17, 2014

Five and a half weeks through radiation and chemo and my face is getting a case of the drugged up sleepies.

I canna do it, Captain. I just don’t have the power!


Mikey’s taking a poll on his new doo…

April 12, 2014

Vote for your favorite option for Mike’s new doo:


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